May 2013
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
dweebscar:
dweebscar:
what if giraffes lived underwater
what a majestic creature
you-told-me-think-about-it:
ohitsjustkim:
fairgroundsoldier:
01012012:
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
cowboybeboop:
muttins:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
notes
tumblr user muttins has the right idea
